Saturday, November 2, 2019

Johnny B Not So Good To Me

“The baptism of John, was it from heaven, or of men?” -Luke 20:4

One of the most heated controversies of Christianity is, and always has been, the subject of baptism. Today, the only denomination I'm aware of that believes water baptism to be unnecessary to individual salvation is, ironically, the Baptists-- though their reasons for believing so are weak at best, as I understand the doctrine. And every denomination judges the baptisms of all other denominations to be akin to a bath in the sewer. Every man adores the smell of his own shit, though the aroma of excrement from all others is decidedly offensive to all. Is a thing unclean to all men everywhere clean in God's eyes? Are we saved by defecation?

One of the problems of baptism, as it’s understood and practiced (even by Baptists), is that it follows the example of John Baptist’s baptism. There is, after all, a baptism which is absolutely necessary, but it's the inward man which needs cleansing. As Peter writes (in 1 Peter 3:21), "baptism doth also now save us (not the putting away of the filth of the flesh, but the answer of a good conscience toward God,)" indicating the heart as the target of baptismal cleansing. John Baptist and his disciples can only wash the outer man. (Now, there are many whores, and they have many Johns who have many restrooms, latrines, outhouses, and slop- buckets. Therefore, in the interest of clarity, John Baptist shall henceforth be referred to as "JB," or "Johnny Boy," or "Johnny B," or "Johnny," etc.) Frankly, Johnny B (not so good to me)-- like a border town shitter-- stinks to high heaven, to me.

The first chapter of Luke recounts in some detail the historical minutia concerning the coinciding conceptions of JB and Jesus, revealing the fact that Johnny Boy's mother Elizabeth and her cousin Mary (Jesus' mother) were-- if not altogether conspiratorial-- at least conversant about the upcoming births of their firstborn sons: dwelling together for a full season (three months) in the last days leading up to the birth of JB (who was born six months before Jesus) at which time Mary departed to her own house. This same chapter of Luke likewise informs us that Zacharias, Johnny's father, was foretold several things about JB before his conception-- by an angel identifying himself as Gabriel.

In Luke 1:15, the angel Gabriel tells Zacharias, "he [JB] shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb." This means Johnny should have known, from conception to death, who the Son of God was, being so full of the Ghost. Jesus said, "Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth [a.k.a. the Holy Ghost], is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come. He shall glorify me: for he shall receive of mine, and shall shew it unto you." But Johnny B didn't glorify Jesus. In fact, JB, by his own admission (John 1:31 & 33), didn't know Jesus. Johnny Boybitch died doubting Jesus, as attested to by his last recorded words which he sent to Jesus by the hand of his [JB's] disciples from prison: "Art thou he that should come, or do we look for another?” (Matthew 11:3)

Yet, JB did identify Jesus, though as the Lamb of God; not as the Son of God. A careful examination of the first chapter of John reveals many things about Johnny B and his doctrine which it may be necessary to review. Now, many believe, because of what's written in Matthew 17:13, that Jesus identified Johnny B as Elias [which is to say, Elijah], but this is inferred by the apostles; not expressly implied or stated by Christ. Is Elijah a false prophet? According to Johnny's own testimony, he would have to be if JB is Elijah. In John 1:21, those in attendance at one of Johnny Boy's baptisms ask him, "Art thou Elias? And he saith, I am not." This means Johnny B can't be Elias without Elias being false. In fact, the only witness JB gives of himself in John 1 is found in verse 34, where he says, "this is the Son of God."

Now, Johnny B is as twisted as the patty- pie that drops from the cow's ass, so it's to be expected that his doctrine is likewise convoluted. But truly, if Johnny were a principal player in the kingdom of heaven, who else could he be but the Son of God? John 1 holds the entire record of John's responses to interrogation concerning his principal identity, beginning at verse 19: "And this is the record of John, when the Jews sent priests and Levites from Jerusalem to ask him, Who art thou? And he confessed, and denied not; but confessed, I am not the Christ. And they asked him, What then? Art thou Elias? And he saith, I am not. Art thou that prophet? And he answered, No. Then said they unto him, Who art thou? that we may give an answer to them that sent us. What sayest thou of thyself? He said, I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness, Make straight the way of the Lord, as said the prophet Esaias." So the list of principals Johnny ain't is as follows: Christ; Elias; and that prophet (presumably the one referred to by Moses in Deuteronomy 18:15). The only way it could be otherwise is if there are false prophets in the kingdom, which we know is not the case.

As to the former assertion that JB called himself the Son of God: it may seem impossible that the one of whom Jesus said, "But what went ye out for to see? A prophet? yea, I say unto you, and more than a prophet," ( Matthew 11:9) could be so traitorous as to say (to paraphrase), "Kill Jesus. I'm the Son of God," but look again. A [false] prophet who thinks to take the kingdom from the king is more than simply a [false] prophet: he's a principal subversive; a devil of a principal order bent on sedition against God and his kingdom. (Which devil he is is not germaine to the subject at hand, nor is the fact that none of his contemporaries tagged him false. False prophets are rarely if ever so identified. "Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets." - Luke 6:26) Otherwise-- by his own admission-- he has to be the Son of God. Remember, Christ said, "by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned." (Matthew 12:37)

Could JB, in fact be the Son of God? According to Jesus, the answer is a resounding "no." Christ said of Johnny Bologna, "Verily I say unto you, Among them that are born of women there hath not risen a greater than John the Baptist: notwithstanding he that is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he." ( Matthew 11:11) Let's review: Johnny B was full of the Holy Ghost from the womb, and while in the womb he leapt at the salutation of Mary when she greeted Johnny's pregnant mother. Yet, by his own testimony, he didn't know Jesus after he left the womb, and when he did identify Jesus, he called him the Lamb to be killed: not the Son of Righteousness with healing in his wings.

Could it be that the only time Johnny B was filled with the Holy Ghost was when he was in the womb? Luke 1:41 says of Mary's salutation and the resultant fetal gymnastics, "And it came to pass, that, when Elisabeth heard the salutation of Mary, the babe leaped in her womb; and Elisabeth was filled with the Holy Ghost." Could Johnny Bullshit have been filled with the Ghost through "casual contact," with Elizabeth, as it were (literally from the womb)? Is that what Christ meant when he said Johnny Boy was born of a woman: he "received" the Holy Ghost from his mother, like a thief in the womb? These things seem so to yours truly.

It's even possible Johnny himself didn't know where his baptism came from, after all, though clearly (again, according to his own witness) it came from some source outside of himself whom he didn't esteem worthy of naming. In John 1:33, Johnny Beelzebub says, "I knew him not: but he that sent me to baptize with water, the same said unto me, Upon whom thou shalt see the Spirit descending, and remaining on him, the same is he which baptizeth with the Holy Ghost." This, in simple terms, means Johnny wasn't full of the Ghost the whole period of time from his showing unto Israel through the headless end of his brainless ministry. He required a sign from heaven to make the identification. "But [Jesus] answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign." (Matthew 12:39) Again, Johnny Bitch's own testimony bears this out. In Matthew 3:14, JB says to Christ, "I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me?" This is a frank admission that, though he was filled with the Ghost, he didn't retain it. That is, after all, the baptism he admitted being in need of.

This then begs the question: with which spirit was Johnny Bupkis committing adultery? 1 John 4:3 answers thusly: "And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world." Remember the words of devilish Johnny B: "Art thou he that should come, or do we look for another?" (Matthew 11:3) Remember also, Johnny Bunko knew of the manifold miracles of Christ, and though "John did no miracle:" (John 10:41) he questioned the authority of the Lord he could see.

Also, there's the effect of J Beelzebub's baptism to consider. Why would baptism bedevil the Son of God? Mark 1:12 & 13 says that, when Johnny Baloney "washed" Jesus in baptism, "immediately the Spirit driveth him into the wilderness. And he was there in the wilderness forty days, tempted of Satan... " as if the one who told Johnny to baptize were Satan, and he had this temptation in mind when he told Johnny to baptize. Does Satan require the services of Johnny Beelzebubs to identity God's children; or did he simply seek the baptism his boy Johnny disdained? Either way, it would seem It was Satan's idea that Johnny should baptize with water.

With these things in mind, it seems the smartest answer to the question "The baptism of John, was it from heaven, or of men?” is not the response given by the chief priests and scribes-- "that they could not tell whence it was" [which is to say they believed JB was the Christ (John 7:27)]-- but rather Johnny Boy's pronouncement of Christ: "I knew him not." My response to the query, however, is: Is Satan a man? Or, the spirit of antichrist: is it from heaven? Is Johnny Beelzebub the Son of God?

Friday, October 25, 2019

Little Things

There’s a scene, in the movie "Vanilla Sky," in which the protagonist (played by Tom Cruise) and a character (played by Noah Taylor) who introduces himself as “Tech Support,” are riding in an elevator. One of them says to the other, “It’s the little things...” to which the other responds, “They’re the biggest things,” to which, in light of experience and the scriptures, I would rejoin: if the little things aren’t the biggest things, they-- like the twitch in the corner of a poker player’s mouth-- certainly tell on the biggest things, if one knows what to look for and what it means to see it.<\p>

There are some little things in the scriptures that make huge impacts, not only on the history contained within the scriptures, but on our contemporary paradigm, as well; things so little, everyone seems to have missed them, from the moment they were recorded, until now. The late Pete Ruckman (in his Commentary on Genesis) noted the disobedience of Abram described in Genesis 12:1, for instance, though he missed the disobedience of the angels who came to recon and destroy Sodom, in Genesis 19 , while Abram was arguing with the Judge of all the earth for the souls of that wicked city. (Genesis 18:23- 33 ) It’s germane to the subject of these angels’ disobedience to say a thing or two about the argument made by Abram, acting as Sodom’s defense counsel.

Firstly, it’s worth noting the way Abe chides with the Judge of all the earth, in verse 25, fairly lecturing him on how to do his job, after supposing there might be fifty righteous in the city: “That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?” Why such a condescending tone? Why would Abe not rather have simply asked the Judge if any righteous in the city might be saved?

In my opinion, Paul-- while not necessarily intending to do so-- properly characterizes this presumptuousness of Abram’s in Romans 11:34, thus: “who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been his counsellor?” At any rate, Abe keeps returning to the bar of justice to argue for fewer and fewer righteous to be sufficient cause for the salvation of exceeding wicked Sodom until, in verse 32, the final criterion is agreed upon, by which-- if met-- the Judge allows he will spare the whole city of Sodom: “And he said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.”

Meanwhile, the angels come to Sodom, and find Abram’s cousin, Lot, sitting where the elders who judged cities were wont to sit, in those days: in the gate of the city. This is noteworthy, because 2 Peter 2:7 refers to Lot as “just,” (a shortened form of ‘Justice,’ our title for a judge) while the men of Sodom call Lot “a judge,” in Genesis 19:9.

Now, a judge who could sit in the gate of Sodom and not condemn the residents thereof as wicked would seem a strange sort to call “righteous,” but that’s exactly what Peter (after evoking "just Lot") does, in the very next verse-- 2 Peter 2:8-- saying, “that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds.”

The significance of this seeming contradiction could be to reveal to us, by the Holy Ghost, that Christ did not die for Lot, nor any like him. "For the LORD loveth judgment," (Psalms 37:28) not perversion in the guise and place of the same love of the Lord. After all, any man who wears the robe to pervert Justice and the honor with which one should preside over her bar, is a worthless man and a wicked judge-- not a good man with a righteous soul.

We need to remember it was none other than Peter-- who apparently enjoyed: working with the other apostles butt- naked aboard commercial fishing rigs where there's plenty of tackling and nets (not to mention sea monsters) to keep things interesting for one's wee- wee (John 21:3- 7) and that within view of shore; wearing his work clothes to swim (John 21:7 ); and sleeping butt- naked, when in chains, having a soldier on either side of him for warmth (Acts 12:6- 8 )-- who penned this glowing critique of Lot's character and worth: Lot, who saved "Bela, which is Zoar," ( Genesis 14:3) instead of Sodom, much like Moses was God instead of God. (Exodus 4:16)

Romans 5:6 & 7 says, “Christ died for the ungodly. For scarcely for a righteous man will one die: yet peradventure for a good man some would even dare to die.” I believe it's the Jew in Paul that makes him equate ungodly with good. After all, someone always has to die for a man who's already dying for himself, according to the jews' religion (and Cain and Lamech, who beat them to it, back in Genesis 4 .) The point, here, is that Lot was clearly not a good man, though he was obviously esteemed righteous by Peter, who was busted by an angel of the Lord sleeping like Louis XIV: naked, with soldiers for bedding. (Not that there's necessarily anything inherently conspiratorial about homosexuals....)

At any rate-- after the men of Sodom nearly beat down Lot’s door in an attempt to rape the angels he brought home from the city’s gate [for his own pleasure, perhaps (Genesis 19:4- 11)]-- the angels tell Lot to round up all the family he has in Sodom, and bring them out with himself, for they will destroy the city. So, Lot-- the “righteous” judge who cannot condemn wicked Sodom-- gets as many of his family members together as possible, before morning light, and winds up with a grand total, including himself, six shy of the requisite ten for which Abram sued the Judge to not destroy Sodom, at the end of chapter 18.

The angels then tell Lot to take all the family he was able to round up-- his wife and two daughters-- “to the mountain, lest thou be consumed,” (Genesis 19:17) thus indicating their intent to destroy all five cities in the valley, at which point Lot shows his righteousness to be of a wicked sort: by arguing against going to the mountain “lest some evil take me, and I die,” (verse 19) as if the Lord is going to rescue him from the exceeding wickedness of Sodom just to kill him in the mountain.

Perhaps this pretense to need of a city to live in was simply Lot's prevaricating attempt at obfuscating his own proclivities behind the beard of 'city- dweller.' Or maybe Lot was embarrassed of having been a hillbilly, once- upon- a- short- while- ago. After all, Lot-- like the Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger characters in "Brokeback Mountain" -- was a cattleman (Genesis 13:7- 13) before moving to Sodom and apparently losing or selling all his livestock (or were his cattle penned at Zoar?). Any need of a city to survive would be pretense to a cattleman. Such employment doesn’t suffer those who are scared of the outdoors.

A cattleman has to protect his livestock-- and his family-- on the range, at all times. Lot could have easily made it to another city with only his wife and daughters to secure along the way-- not that that would’ve been necessary: his cousin Abram’s operation was most likely large enough to be seen from Sodom; and having esteemed Lot’s companionship worthy of disobeying the Lord in bringing Lot with him to Canaan, (Genesis 12:1) it’s doubtful Abe was waiting in the mountain to kill Lot upon his escape from Sodom. In fact, it seems (Genesis 19:27 & 28 ) he was more likely looking for Lot, to ‘catch him in the rye,’ as it were, and care for him until he got back on his feet.

Though, if Lot was truly scared of a mountain-- which was no doubt tame in comparison to the exceeding wickedness of Sodom-- his fear likewise betrays his wickedness, in light of his former cowboying days. As Proverbs 28:1 says, “The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.” As I read the text, it’s a safe bet that it was the wickedness of the cities in the valley of Siddim that kept Lot in Sodom, regardless of whatever it was that attracted him, in the first place.

After making this wild claim to be afraid of the mountain, Lot then begs the angel to let him escape to Bela, (later called Zoar) one of the cities on the kill list; which would necessitate the salvation of a condemned city (or the condemnation of a man the angel would save.) Lot, according to the text, represents the salvation of Zoar as seeming reasonable to him because the city is “a little one.” (Therefore, it’s only a little transgression to save it, I suppose.)

In Genesis 19:21, the angel Lot is haggling with says, “I have accepted thee [as opposed to the word of the Lord] concerning this thing also, [I shudder to think what "also," here, implies.] that I will not overthrow this city, for the which thou hast spoken.” So Lot escapes to Zoar, from which he then escapes to the mountain (verse 30) he claims to be deathly afraid of, because “he [in turn] feared to dwell in Zoar.” So much fear, for a righteous judge. It sure seems the character of Lot is one of the little things everyone-- including the apostles-- who wrote about it, got wrong. No one I know of has ever questioned the circumspection of the angels who "searched- out" Sodom.

When the apostles were being examined and rebuked by a council of Jewish religious leaders concerning their Christian witness, Peter told the council there convened (as recorded in Acts 5:29) “We ought to obey God rather than men.” So ought angels.

In Genesis 19:21, the angels who were present in the valley of Siddim made a decision to take a man’s word over the Lord’s word in the matter of Zoar. The angel talking with Lot promises to not overthrow “this city, for which thou [Lot] hast spoken,” in spite of the fact that the Lord had already spoken against it. This, in a word, is treason. (1Samuel 15:22 & 23)

One even has to wonder why the angels would spare Lot. It is possible there was communication about Lot between the Judge and the angels which the text of Genesis 19 doesn’t divulge, but the deal struck with Abe was an all- or- nothing proposal. Regarding Sodom only. The Judge agreed to spare that city if ten righteous were found therein.

There was no deal struck to save all worthwhile parties in spite of the perdition made of the cities in which they were found. There was no mention of Lot. Nor was any other city mentioned, in Abram’s discussion with the Judge about the coming judgment, besides Sodom-- the city in which Lot resided and over which he presided as a judge in the gate. As there were not ten found in Sodom who could be construed as worthy of saving, all in Sodom-- and the other cities in the vale, besides-- should have suffered the perdition of Sodom, as per the deal struck between Abe and the Judge. Lot should not have survived. Nor should Zoar.

We’re speaking, here, of “little” things that make huge differences, and-- as I read The Holy Bible, and history in general-- few little things bear such gargantuan consequences as the sparing of Zoar and Lot. There’s another place in the canon of scripture we refer to as The Holy Bible where the men of a city try to beat down the door of one of their own in order to rape a male traveler in their midst.

In Judges 19:15- 28, a Levite on his way home to Mount Ephraim from Bethlehem, stops over in the Benjamite city of Gibeah-- the hometown of Israel’s first king, Saul-- overnight. While there, one of the locals invites him to come to his home and stay the night, instead of sleeping in the street. When the Levite and the other members of his party arrive at their host’s house, “the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, [in a flashback straight out of Genesis 19:5] beset the house round about, and beat at the door, and spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.” (Judges 19:22) Resultant of this ‘public demonstration’ of moral bankruptcy, the Levite sends his concubine out to the men of Gibeah who rape her-- instead of him-- to death.

When the Levite returns home to Mount Ephraim, he rallies all the tribes of Israel to visit justice upon the men of Gibeah for their mistreatment of his concubine, and for their unconscionable wickedness generally; in response to which the entire tribe of Benjamin proves how set they are on said wickedness by rallying behind Gibeah, though out- numbered by the other tribes, 15.4- to- 1.

Now, the tribal possession of Benjamin was surrounded by the tribe of Judah’s land, the way a hand is surrounded by a glove, though, in form, more like the way a Benjamite phallus is surrounded by a Levite's butt- hole when the man- lovers are 'getting to know' their priest to death. Thus, it stands to reason, that Judah-- as the tribe closest to Benjamin-- was the most likely of all the tribes of Israel to have been perverted (if any of them were) by casual contact with Benjamin’s wickedness. So, when the Lord tells Israel to send Judah first against Gibeah, it makes perfectly good sense.

And, when Judah suffers stomach- churning levels of attrition, the first and second days of the battle, this is likewise understandable; though, of course, it was moronic of the children of Israel to ask, "who should go up first for us?" considering the marching order prescribed by the Lord in Numbers 2.

Good men don’t escape responsibility by doing nothing; and wicked men don’t escape responsibility by judging those men who partake in their wickedness with them to be worthy of death. At any rate, this great loss of lives by the tribe of Judah compels all the tribes gathered against Benjamin to weep before the Lord, instead of reprimanding their own leadership for attempting to fight against the stone- slinging southpaws of wicked Benjamin in a manner other the one prescribed by the Lord, which, in a nutshell, was: "when one goes (to war), all go." This worm turns the third day, when Israel finds another reason to weep before the Lord.

On the third day of battle, all the tribes gather at Gibeah and join Judah in the battle against the men of Benjamin. On this day, Gibeah is sacked, all the women and children of Benjamin killed, and the men of Benjamin flee for their lives before the avenging tribes. When all is said and done, six hundred men of Benjamin-- all that remain thereof-- find refuge in the wilderness, and Israel assembles before the Lord to weep again: this time for the would- be (were It only for obedience) loss of a tribe of Israel.

Perhaps in like manner to Lot begging for the salvation of Zoar, the Israelites repent of the snuffing- out of a tribe of their “evil family,” preferring to save Benjamin, now that it’s become “the smallest of the tribes of Israel;” (1 Samuel 9:21) toward which end they devise a scheme to effect the survival of the little remnant of Benjamin.

This may seem a simple proposition: Beyond not killing the rest of them, what's required? But-- incredible as it may seem-- the children of Israel are convinced that a requisite to their saving of the queer rapists of Benjamin is the provision of wives-- from their tribes-- to the surviving rapists. And, to further complicate matters: anywhere a Jew is, there's bound to be curses. It's insurance, as far as they're concerned. How else to possess the gates of their enemies, if not by utility of judgemental cursing, after all?

In Judges 21:1, we are informed “the men of Israel had sworn in Mizpeh, saying, There shall not any of us give his daughter unto Benjamin to wife.” Somehow, the idea of simply not killing the remnant of Benjamin, and allowing them to fend for themselves in regards to courting and marrying whomsoever they will, is inconceivable to the Israelites. Instead, they take a head- count (apparently without taking the ransom prescribed for all such counts in Exodus 30:12) of all in attendance at the general congress in Mizpeh, to ascertain whether there are any Israelites who, for any reason, (perhaps they didn’t receive a notice to attend, for instance) were not in attendance and therefore entered not into the oath sworn by those in attendance, concerning the giving of wives to Benjamin.

This done, they discover the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead may, without breaching the aforementioned oath, give their daughters to the Benjamites, being as there were no inhabitants of that city in attendance. So, instead of wiping the remnant of Benjamin out, and thereby completing the covenant- bound task they had begun regarding the removal from their midst of the sodomite rapists and all who would stand on their side, the Israelites send twelve thousand men of war to Jabesh-gilead to wipe it out, and “give” their daughters (not their wives and mothers) to the remnant of Benjamin to “marry” by raping.

Judges 21:12 tells us, “they found among the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead four hundred young [i.e. pedophilia] virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male.” These they bring to the surviving Benjamites holed- up in the wilderness to “marry” by force, having killed all other inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead. This, of course, is two hundred virgins shy of the six hundred little girls required to provide all those remaining of Benjamin a forced- wife of his own, so they go back to the drawing- board to devise some scheme by which they might “give” wives to the unmarried remnant of Benjamin by means as subtle as those employed against Jabesh-gilead.

They settle on a solution akin to stealing young girls [pedophilia] from a church picnic in the municipal park. “Then they said, Behold, there is a feast of the LORD in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah. Therefore they commanded the children of Benjamin, saying, Go and lie in wait in the vineyards; And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin. And it shall be, when their fathers or their brethren come unto us to complain, that we will say unto them, Be favourable unto them for our sakes: because we reserved not to each man his wife in the war: for ye did not give unto them at this time, that ye should be guilty [meaning: we don't have to kill you, if you shut up]. And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught: and they went and returned unto their inheritance, and repaired the cities, and dwelt in them.” (Judges 21:19- 23) Thus, the bull- queer Benjamites, who offended by a gang- rape, were saved by mass conspiratorial rape of mere children, in collusion with the holier- than- thou’s who judged them worthy of death, for rape. So much for man’s [Lot's, for instance] righteous justice.

The Book is a trove of such indiscretions and misjudgments. To cover them generally-- much less comprehensively-- would require a larger set of volumes than the original canon, and more time than I might ever have. I think, however, the pair cited above are timely and representative of how little compromises become larger headaches, given time, than the splitting migraines they alleviate originally.

If, for instance, it seems a small indiscretion to allow LGBT’s in the pulpits, it most likely seems so because the pulpits and the flocks they service had, long before this allowance was made, already become so perverse as to make it impossible to conceive of any more depraved way to attempt mocking God, than to allow "out- and- proud" queers in.

To be sure, I think the reason so many professing “Christians” refuse to take personal responsibility for reversing the wickedness of our times, preferring-- instead-- to wait for Jesus to return and straighten out all the crookedness for them-- in spite of his declarations that, “the things concerning me have an end,” and “It is expedient for you that I go away,” and “greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father”-- is because cell phones and cameras are ubiquitous, these days, and they desire a ‘capture’ of their professed God: some for spank- bank utility in their prayer closets; some for other, equally iconic and depraved utilities.

The sad truth of the matter is that gay marriage-- besides currently being officially recognized legal doctrine around the globe-- is a cunningly- devised doctrine of devils included in The Doctrine, shortly after the book of Judges: in the account of David and Jonathan’s soul- binding “friendship.” The fact that this bond of souls also amounts to what is likely the most successful marriage-- outside of the proposed matrimony between Christ and the church-- described in the canon, is equally sad and sobering; if not altogether frightening.

Jonathan was one of king Saul’s sons. Saul was the first king of Israel. He was a Benjamite from the aforementioned city of Gibeah, and, as such, wouldn’t have been around to be king, if the job of cleansing the homosexual rapists thereof from off the land, described previously herein, had been successfully and completely effected.

You most likely know who David was, given the notoriety he gained in slaying the giant, Goliath, a Philistine of Gath. David was destined to become the second king of Israel, and-- ultimately-- the patriarch of the royal line of Judah [the real King of the Jews], which (as a nation) included only Judah and Benjamin. Besides Saul, all of the kings who reigned in Judah, before and after their national schism with the other ten tribes of Israel, were David and his direct descendants.

In respect of marriage, Ephesians 5:28 says, “So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies.” Paul is not writing, here, about what we call the flesh so much as the soul of a man. The soul is somehow intertwined with the body, according to the doctrine. The evidence of this is found in the anecdote about Moses’ interment found in the ninth verse of Jude, where a struggle between an archangel and Satan is described concerning Moses’ body, which was personally interred by the Lord, according to Deuteronomy 34:6 .

If the soul and the body weren’t somehow related, why would there be a struggle between Michael and Satan over Moses’ body? Why would either of them want a stinky, putrefying corpse? This may seem a fine point, but it’s crucial to understand, as a definite point of doctrine, when considering the relationship between David and Jonathan.

1 Samuel 18:1 says, “that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.” At first blush, this may seem innocent enough, but in light of the verse from Ephesians 5, cited above, this becomes the consummating act of physical marriage described by the Christ, in Matthew 19:5 , as two bodies becoming one flesh (to paraphrase.)

The spiritual consummation of this marriage between the future king of Israel and the son of Saul is described in verse 3 of the same chapter of 1 Samuel: “Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul.” This is, for all intent purposes, what we call “holy matrimony,” or “the taking of the vows,” and is further underscored-- twice-- as such, in chapter 20, verses 8 and 17. In verse 8, David says to Jonathan, “Therefore thou shalt deal kindly with thy servant; for thou hast brought thy servant into a covenant of the LORD with thee.” Verse 17 says, “Jonathan caused David to swear again, because he loved him: for he loved him as he loved his own soul.”

This relationship was extremely affectionate, according to testimony from David. In his epitaph honoring his now- deceased soul- mate, in 2 Samuel 1:26, David writes, “my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women.” Understand: when David calls Jonathan “brother,” it’s not necessarily to obscure his marriage to him from the rest of us. David was, in fact, Jonathan’s brother- in- law by marriage to Jonathan’s sister, Michal.

Now, you may be wondering: Why-- if homosexuality is so repugnant to God, and David and Jonathan’s relationship was what it seems to me to have been-- wouldn’t God cite this gay marriage as another “great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme;” along with the adultery David committed with Bath-sheba (and the resultant murder of her husband, Uriah the Hittite) in 2 Samuel 12:14? And my response to this query is: the sin of homosexuality had been so prevalent for so long in the culture as to become a wanton depravity.

It's not that God stops judging his people for the indiscretions they indulge, but when their indulgence of any given transgression reaches such a fervor as to be wanton: he stops correcting them in real-time for it. This principle of God's judgement is described in Hosea 4:14 thus: "I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom, nor your spouses when they commit adultery: for themselves are separated with whores, and they sacrifice with harlots: therefore the people that doth not understand shall fall." This passage is addressed to the children of Israel who, at the time Hosea wrote it, had declined into a state of abject apostasy, and identifies God's correction as an instrument of his grace. (Notice: the last word in Hosea 4:14 is "fall;" a judgement most commonly associated with Satan.)

Of this condition of wantonness, Proverbs 29:1 says, "He, that being often reproved hardeneth his neck, shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy." So, while correction softens as it becomes ineffectual, judgement hardens as it waits: until there is no remedy but the perdition of the transgressors. "My son, despise not the chastening of the LORD; neither be weary of his correction: For whom the LORD loveth he correcteth; even as a father the son in whom he delighteth." (Proverbs 3:11 & 12)

I think Godfather Corleone spoke prophecy when he said, “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” After all, the Godfather was referring to family as friends and to friends as enemies. Is not God “a friend that sticketh closer than a brother” (Proverbs 18: 24) to some? To his children, he is "our father which art in heaven," but to the ungodly he is "our friend crawling up our ass seeking justice."

"The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good." (Proverbs 15:3)

Perhaps the lesson in the little things is to never argue with God, even though we-- as Christ, in the Garden of Gethsemane, on the eve of his crucifixion-- sometimes have a natural need to question him. After all, could it ever be anything but detrimental to “get” our way with God?

“He went away again the second time, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if this cup may not pass away from me, except I drink it, thy will be done.” (Matthew 26:42)

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Which Spirit That God?

“And he believed in the LORD; and he counted it to him for righteousness.” -Genesis 15:6

Much has been made of the above scripture that it is not, as I read. Likewise, more has been made of Abraham (the one who believed) than he is. The apostle Paul, in his hermeneutic of this scripture in Romans 4, contradicts the Word of God in verse 16 by calling Abraham “the father of us all,” though the Word of God said to those who received him, “call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.” (Matthew 23:9) Christ, [Word of God] speaking to the Jews of his time, said, “Ye are of your father the devil,” (John 8:44) naming the devil “Abraham” twelve verses later, saying to those same Jews, “Your father Abraham rejoiced to see my day.” (John 8:56) See how subtle Paul's pen.

Paul goes on, in Romans 4, to say of Abraham “Who against hope believed in hope, that he might become the father of many nations, according to that which was spoken, So shall thy seed be. And being not weak in faith, he considered not his own body now dead, when he was about an hundred years old, neither yet the deadness of Sara's womb: He staggered not at the promise of God through unbelief; but was strong in faith, giving glory to God; And being fully persuaded that, what he had promised, he was able also to perform.” (Romans 4:18- 21) At this point, you're supposed to be laughing aloud.

Whatever Paul's up to, he keeps turning truth on it's ear to get there. Genesis 17:17 says of this, “Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?” In the next chapter, (Genesis 18:12 & 13) “Sarah [also] laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also? And the LORD said unto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying, Shall I of a surety bear a child, which am old?” Is it craftiness in Paul which compels him to so distort the historical account of-- in his words-- "the father of us all," (Romans 4:16); or humor?

If Abraham were the man Paul makes him out to be in Romans 4, why would an inherently righteous thing have to be counted to him for righteousness? After all, the works of God-- evil and good-- are righteousness (Matthew 5:45), and according to the Word of God, "This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent." Was Abe, then, not righteous; or was the one he believed not sent by God? Could it be both?

For instance, if God had had respect for Cain the way he did toward Abel, wouldn’t he have had the same respect for his offering as he did toward Abel’s offering? It’s not like he’s utterly adverse to an offering from the field, such as Cain brought. Almost every sacrifice of flocks required by Levitical law demands an offering from the field-- usually of flour and oil-- to accompany it, most of them with a drink offering of wine, also from the field.

Truly, if the sacrifice offered by Abel is properly apprehended, it would seem Cain's offering were after all more efficacious than Abel's, considering the fruits of the field were bestowed by God upon man, by Genesis 4 (the chapter in which Cain establishes a religious institution by murdering his brother) while the meat of the flocks wasn't, until after the flood of Genesis 7 "wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by water." (1 Peter 3:20) It wasn’t the nature of Cain’s offering that displeased the Lord: it was the nature of Cain, himself. “The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright is his delight.” (Proverbs 15:8) One should understand Abel's sacrifice was received in respect of Abel-- perhaps in spite of the substance thereof.

Abraham believed, but it wasn’t righteousness in him, otherwise it wouldn’t have been counted for righteousness: it would have simply been acknowledged as righteousness. In him. So, there must be something going on that isn’t necessarily explicit in the text of Genesis 15:6. The previous verse (Genesis 15:5) might hold the clue we’re looking for.

“And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.” (Genesis 15:5) This is, as I recall, the only thing Abe is ever recorded to have believed God about, and isn’t it perhaps tellingly ironical that this promise is a carnal one, having to do with Abe’s seed? Is Abe after strange meat? Tempting God to make a man child of homosexual fornication? Or is it simply a trial of faith which renders him so 'old and dried- up' by the time his only wife bears him her firstborn- and- only son? He was, after all, "blessed," shall we say, with many children of the "concubines" -- more so after than before his only wife died.

Paul writes to the Galatians “For neither they themselves who are circumcised keep the law; but desire to have you circumcised, that they may glory in your flesh.” (Galatians 6:13) So, if some so glory in the flesh of others, isn’t it possible Abe so gloried in his own, and not in the One who promised his flesh such virility? "Therefore thou hast forsaken thy people the house of Jacob, because they be replenished from the east, and are soothsayers like the Philistines, and they please themselves in the children of strangers [i.e. children of concubines]." (Isaiah 2:6)

Now, some-- the apostle James, for instance (James 2:21)-- might be quick to say I’ve made an error in citing the above as the only time Abe was recorded to have believed God. He did, after all, promptly obey in offering Isaac as a burnt sacrifice, (Genesis 22 ) but that wasn’t God who told him to do so. In fact, God (in Jeremiah 19:5) implies the "angel of the Lord" of Genesis 22 is the voice of Baal, when he says, “They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire for burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake it, neither came it into my mind.”

Genesis 22:1 says, “that God did tempt Abraham.” I don’t know which one "that God" is-- if not Baal-- but according to James 1:13, it isn’t the one who made heaven and earth. James says, “Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man.” Does this mean he didn't tempt Abe, or are we to understand Abe was no man? In fact, according to verses 11 & 12 of Genesis 22, this one Moses (who wrote Genesis) called “that God,” in verse 1, was an "angel of the Lord" tempting Abe, not God.

Abe should have known something was amiss when the “that God” tempting him referred to Isaac as “thy son, thine only son Isaac,” (verse 2) shouldn’t he? Genesis 17:19 & 20 says God had already acknowledged Ishmael-- Abe's firstborn -- as Abe's son; though he didn't give Abe license to circumcise Ishmael or himself. Isaac was not his only son (or his “only begotten son” as Hebrews 11:17 claims). Sarah was Abe's only wife. God-- the real one that made all of Creation and numbers all the hairs of your head-- "telleth the number of the stars" that God promised to number Abe's children after: and "calleth [those same stars] all by their names." (Psalms 147:4) He wouldn’t lose count of Abe’s two sons. Or forget the name of one.

Some would say Abe believed God when he swore by him to the king of Sodom in Genesis 14:22 & 23, saying, “I have lift up mine hand unto the LORD, the most high God, the possessor of heaven and earth… that I will not take any thing that is thine, lest thou shouldest say, I have made Abram rich.” We swear, after all, by that which we believe in. For instance, one of Moses’ commandments to the children of Israel in the wilderness was, “Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.” (Deuteronomy 6:13) The problem, here, is in the one Abram chose to believe in (or swear by). Abe swears by Melchizedek’s “most high God,” and the first seven chapters of the epistle to the Hebrews-- which some attribute to the aforementioned apostle Paul-- are clear indication that his descendants have sworn by the same “God,” ever since.

Melchizedek ("the priest of the most high God" -Genesis 14:18) was one of the indigenous people of the land of promise, of which and of whom the Lord later spake on this wise to Moses (who wrote Genesis) “Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee: But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves: For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God: Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice; And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.” (Exodus 34:12- 15)

Melchizedek was the priest of “the most high God, possessor [as opposed to the Creator] of heaven and earth;” a man who-- unlike the Christ and all his followers (Matthew 23:9)-- had no father, no mother, no "beginning of days" (or born- on date): in spite of obviously serving a “God” as priest, and having a maker that "made" him “like unto the Son of God,” according to Hebrews 7:3. In a word, he's an oxymoron: a contradiction in terms; perhaps a figment of Abe's imagination.

Melchizedek blessed Abram in the name of his “most high God,” in Genesis 14:19, (just before Abe swore to the king of Sodom in the name of the same God) for saving five cities it pleased the Lord to destroy for the wickedness thereof (which destruction he never repented of, as I read Jeremiah 20:16 ). If his “most high” were the same God who destroyed these cities in Genesis 19, wouldn’t Melchizedek have rather rebuked Abe in Genesis 14 for saving that which his God would destroy? Widespread, ubiquitous depravity doesn’t become a cultural phenomenon overnight in one city, much less five. They were obviously steeped in wickedness at the time of this ante- holocaust encounter.

The very next thing the text in Genesis 15 records happening, after Abe’s belief was counted to him for righteousness, is the Lord tells Abe, “I am the LORD that brought thee out of Ur of the Chaldees, to give thee this land to inherit it.” (verse 7) And Abe says, “Lord GOD, whereby shall I know that I shall inherit it?” (verse 8) If this doesn’t make you laugh, it should. Abe just received a merit badge for believing, and immediately he’s doubting, seeking a sign (Matthew 12:39) so he might believe.

The next thing whomever Abe is calling “Lord GOD” in Genesis 15 (Maybe it was an angel of the Lord, or the "lying spirit" of 2 Chronicles 18:21.) tells him to do is what we call divination or soothsaying: “And he said unto him, Take me an heifer of three years old, and a she goat of three years old, and a ram of three years old, and a turtledove, and a young pigeon. And he took unto him all these, and divided them in the midst, and laid each piece one against another: but the birds divided he not. And when the fowls came down upon the carcases, Abram drove them away.” (Genesis 15: 9- 11) In this matter, as in the case of Isaac’s proposed barbecuing, Abe apparently obeyed without hesitation or argument. And he got his sign.

As to the subtlety of Paul's pen: To make any sound doctrinal sense of Paul's hermeneutic of Romans 4, in light of scripture-- "comparing spiritual things with spiritual," that is to say (1 Corinthians 2:13)-- we have to go to verse 5 of the same chapter and pay heed to which God he's writing about as the God of "the father of us all" in Romans 4: "But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness."

The reason verse 5 is so key to our understanding of Romans 4 is: God does not justify the ungodly. "For the LORD loveth judgment, and forsaketh not his saints; they are preserved for ever: but the seed of the wicked shall be cut off." (Psalms 37:28) God justifies the sinner who's godly sorrow compels him to repent of his wickedness-- by never mentioning those things he's repented of. As Ezekiel 18:21 & 22 says, "But if the wicked will turn from all his sins that he hath committed, and keep all my statutes, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall surely live, he shall not die. All his transgressions that he hath committed, they shall not be mentioned unto him: in his righteousness that he hath done he shall live." Again, Jude says, "Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints, To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him." (Jude 14 & 15) If believing were enough: where shall the devils be found? James 2:19 says, "Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble."

And repentance is godly. As Paul writes to the Corinthians (2 Corinthians 7:9 & 10): "Now I rejoice, not that ye were made sorry, but that ye sorrowed to repentance: for ye were made sorry after a godly [i.e. repentant] manner, that ye might receive damage by us in nothing. For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world [i.e. ungodly sorrow] worketh death."

Which God, then, "justifieth the ungodly," if not the same God which compelled his priest Melchizedek to bless Abram for saving the ungodly, as recorded in Genesis 14? And who would this "most high God, possessor of heaven and earth" be, if not "the god of this world" referred to-- again, by Paul-- in 2 Corinthians 4:4? The true God is the Creator of heaven and earth, after all, not the possessor of the same.

Therefore, I have to conclude sign- seeking Abram's faith was 'counted to him for righteousness' (by whomever was counting) as a legal exception: because the God he believed in was a "spirit of error" (1 John 4:6), for "God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth." (John 4:24) After all, it was Abe's descendants who crucified the Christ, signifying their belief that God considers his own Word accursed on their behalf. And it was none other than the Word of God who said, "Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit." (Matthew 12:33)